2 years ago

me: wears pink shirt

mom: that's a feminine color unless you wear it, then it automatically becomes masculine

me: no it's not

mom: yes it is, it's like pepto-bismol

me: how is that masculine

mom: it makes you not fart

me: i thought girls couldn't do that


really weird conversation with my mom in which i helplessly try to defend my closeted femininity



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