“Taking drugs and smoking while pregnant will not affect my baby”

The baby:

Foreal

Sonic and mighty

Me after successfully sabotaging the mezzoflow hedgefund and ensuring he wont obtain passive income

Me watching pezzoflow burn to death after i lured him into a pit of molten cheese

Chinaflow

Me watching mezzofloggles house burn down from the distance

Messi fresh from utah

Me watching hezzoflow being eaten alive by mosquitos after i switch his shower lotion with honey and milk

Merrly birthday lad