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Me when,me when my younger cousin threw a Yoshi statue aiming for my head but missed it, hitting a wall and breaking the statue's leg(it was a gift from my mom and i still have it to this day... unlike my Luigi which my cousin sat on,i buried him,rip lu)


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Welcome to "surge the tenrec's little rude ted talkβ„’"

(Trademark pending Johnathan Peterson Johnson 2026-????)

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Today we'll be talking about those freaky little adorable things that scratch the shit out of shaya's leg

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Yes, it's kitty time

Unrealistic transition goals

Surge fun fact: wearing posture correction binders fuck up your back muscles, correct your posture by sitting like all the other humans instead of sitting on your chair like a shrimp

This is the William afton I'm talking about,from the books(idk which one, must've been silver eyes)

Imma change my pfp to this dude

Me when i accidentally insult someone in such a messed up way they delete their yummy art

Reason 2 why i don't deserve this man β€’////Ο‰////β€’

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Context:we where talking about femboy milfs

This is my pfp now,thx @Silly_Engel for the recommendation

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We are going back to 2023 with this one

We losing the plot of the joke with this oneπŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯