LITERALLY ME

WHEN MY GF SAYS I GOT A LOT OF SMEGMA

(IDK WHATS THAT I THINK SHE SAYS IM A SIGMA)

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Literally me:

Mi serpiente esta solida

I hope this is NOT real

Everyone,join! Or everyone will be stupid!

Do you want to be stupid? DON'T JOIN!

Bro she already got a son