It was a noreal day for our protagonist:gustav (guy in hoodie red sneakers and headphones and with a interdimensional remote* until he dropped his remote, it created a portal under him, he falls on it with the remote, beats in bouncy balls fall in pipes and falls in a strange planet where grass is blue and, everyone is him?!? He was confused, really...
He saw him as a girl as a man as a homosexual kissing another homossexual him, he even tought he was in a dream! He walked foward, and entered a place named dimensional store
Cashier gautav:hello sir!
Gustav:hello
Cashier:would you be interested in a full catalog of dimensions? 120 pages!
Gustav:sure how much?
Cashier only 5670 gustollars
Gustav: what the hell is that I only have dollars
The cashier's eyes light up
Cashier:you have dollars!?!? You're rich!
Gustav:whaddya mean?
Cashier:a dollar is 10000 gustollars!
Gustavo:... I'm rich? You're saying I'm RICH?
Cashier:yeah
Gustav: *pays a dollar* gimme anything that costs a dollar
Cashier:*hands him a gigantic interdimensional rocket*
Gustav:... Jesus christ thats gigantic!
Gustav hops on the rocket and drives through the skies of the dimension
Gustav: WEHOO!!! THIS IS BETTER THAN A 60 METER DROP ON A WATERPARK!!! WOO!!!!
he wakes up on his bed
Gustav:dammit
THE END
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