Bob subplot: "The food critic wrote me up for hair in my food and people stopped eating here"

Tina subplot: "Girls are making rumors that I have hairy pits because"

Teddy subplot:

How Roblox feels when they ban someone catching preds and approving UGC emotes of someone humping the air

PEAK

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How Stardew Valley feels after heavily punishing you because you didn't sell your shmingbob to Larry the merchant on the 27th day of winter at exactly 12:01 while it's raining

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How it feels putting heart and soul into a drawing and it is worthless while someone smears their own feces on a wall and sells it for 2x the price of Guatemala's GDP

When you see the most obvious type of comment bait but you know you can't warn people in the comments because then you're engaging

air fryer

Does anyone know what this ascetic is called