Greetings. My name is LUCIFER, and I am the ruler of HELL. I don’t know who the hell you are, but we’ll find out in the next coming years.

I am preparing the land for the trial of a certain murderer whose name shall not be said, but I don’t have enough SOULs to perform this task. This would typically mean that I possess bragging rights for doing my job correctly, but in this case, it isn’t that good. Therefore, I’d like for you to provide me with some.

Of course, that doesn’t mean hurt others until their SOUL emerges from their mortal body. That would be sinful on it’s own, and doesn’t usually work above ground. No, I simply want for you to provide me with details about a sinner that you have in your mind. That way, when the time comes for them to die, I know who to send my demons after to take their SOUL.

My mortal companions have created a form to provide said details, which should be located at this “link”. Fill it out if you dare.

I don’t have much screen time left, since the window creators want my existence to be a secret for the time being. They aren’t really doing a good job at that, however. With that all said, I shall leave you all with

GOODBYE
GOOD LUCK
DON’T GET YOURSELF KILLED