Give me pickup lines, I'll rate them from 1 star (dogshit) to 5 stars (please fuck me)

Oh no...

Silly little oc from @FoxGuyFoxtail

I simply redrew it

Since last one did so well, give me your images to caption

Examples above

Chat, we think he Ballin? (Next image unrelated)

Happ Birtdae @FazieFunbear !

Here's an edit I made, showing I would work at Percy's Playhouse

So true

Here's @Gchefpp 's new fursona, Cattie! Made as a gift, cause I love them so much.

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Games like Baby Basher are the reason I wanna kill myself. Do NOT look it up, it is disgusting and gruesome, and the owner needs to be put in jail. Or fucking Death Row.

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