The first two was funny but the other three...

Ahlelele ahlelas

SHUUUUUUUUUUUT SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP

I have hired this fella to stare at you

RUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGG

Rudie?!?!?!?

DID SKEBOB OPENED A DARK FOUNTAIN

REEAAAAAAAAAA

gotta be honest

SMALLER EEFFOC EQUALS LESS BARBER SHOP HAIRCUT THE COST OF A QUARTER