Obama

Day 1 of no poop July and I’m standing strong

I remember when I was a kid there was this parrot that was in the place I got a hair cut and this grown ass guy walks up to it and the parrot starts screaming at him fuck you fuck you ah yes the good old days

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Nothing left in the house for them to destroy

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Words

Me after the cops ask me if I went 100 mph in a school zone (the skid marks match my vehicle exactly).

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Break it down