Me at 8 years old talking to my mom so she would see me at the McDonald's games:

I hate it when my dog does this instead of peeing

Police save me

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¿Cómo las #Gallinas imprimen las letras en los huevos?

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The guy who watches too many AI videos

Enrique 🗣️

Calamardo: Patricio y Bob que están haciendo con don cangrejo 👀👀👀👀

Miguel assúcar