"Note to self: Joey is vulnerable when flustered." - Nathan Arch Sr.
so Nate got kidnapped by Joey
anyways:
"Give me the money Nathan or else you'll never see the light of day again"
"Is that a threat pretty boy?"
"[inset gay noises]"
and then Nate held Joey down by stepping on his head
"You know I have a wife, right?"
"[inser gay shit but muffled]"
"Let's keep our relationship platonic"
"[insert gay crying]"
Sam = motherfucking Buddy Lewek confirmed
https://imaginesforthosewhoseekthem.tumblr.com/post/189637828428…
*suddenly starts to simp for Albert knowing damn well he killed his family with voodoo dolls*
*also BAHAHAHAHAHA ALBERT "JIZZ IN A CUP FOR ALCHEMICAL PURPOSES" VANDERBOOM JSKSJSKSKSKSKSKS-*
so he's ignoring the fact we just opened a secret passageway RIGHT NEXT TO HIM?!?
memes i found gathering dust
enjoy
James be simpin'
(watching a Roots walkthrough, a good way to start a sunday morning)
was reading the TV Tropes page of Gone Home (YES I STILL PLAY THAT GAME IT'S LITERALLY G A Y) and this was on one of the main pages
holy fuck, Oscar, you're gay?
and you raped your nephew?
I BET SAM INHERITED HER GAYNESS FROM OSCAR HADJSKSHFJ-
YES
Y E E S
Porter and Sage have bestie energy
Miles is a good man
fucking asshole
(reading: Love Is Complicated (Miles X Reader) Alvin And The Chipmunks!: Road Chip)
reading a preview of Into the Pit and this is H I L A R I O U S
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