I'm gonna pop my soda into her vending machine

That looks like a cock!

Bro when was that summon in Yu-Gi-Oh

Epic zip

This is what if the beasts were smart

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Mommy Can I please have a break- no okay I'm gonna go surgically remove one of my arms

I hope she doesn't crush my pelvis into dust

Loaf Abbie in the box

That's like the blade of grass from adventure time