gj: hey you have a notification

me: oh cool let's see what it i-

gj: sike!!! it's actually a notification from like 2 hours ago!! get pranked bozo!!

me: bro.

i love posting out of context class of '09 clips instead of actually attempting be funny on my own

oh!

completely forgot i scheduled this

MY GF GOT DISCORD

I CAN FINALLY LEAVE THIS SITE NOW

wake up, it's time to play

"i'm gonna start being more active in posts"

(literally makes only two lgbt related shitposts)

what if pibby apocalypse was called pibby queerpocalypse and instead of the darkness it was called the gayness

maybe!

boy if this was real... I would want to swim in the ocean!

can you tell i have literally no ideas on what to post