Sammy: This game is called Yandere Simulator

Sammy: I thought you might like because you can kill people in various ways

Joey: oooo we got a senpai

Joey: oh my thats a lot of methods, lethal and non-lethal

Joey: Okay why does this Info-Chan want panty pics-?

Sammy: It's because she could sell them to boys

Joey: Oh

Sammy: See that tsundere gal with the orange hair and huge pigtails? That's Osana Najimi

Joey:

Sammy: She's trying to steal your senpai

Joey: BITCH WHAT

Sammy: She's planning to confess her love next Friday under the Cherry Tree. either you befriend or matchmake or any other non-lethal method, or torture, poison, electrocute, or any other lethal method, or you could just stab her in the chest

Joey: This suicide method sounds interesting

Sammy: Hey! Hey! That's my favourite!

Joey: So how do you do it?

Sammy: I got a hack to do this faster, you might flinch at this

Joey: What, why- OH we're buying panties from a lingerie shop okay- why-

Sammy: These skimpy sexy panties will help us

Joey: WHY-

Sammy: Each panties except for the default one grants us special abilities, the one i bought will give us a bonus when spreading rumours

Joey: Why are we spreading rumours?

Sammy: You gossip about your rival to lower their reputation, they become depressed and you know what happens next

*later*

Joey: Why is there a flower on Osana's desk?

Sammy: In Japanese culture, you put a flower on a student's desk when they die, if they're still alive and you put a flower on their desk that means you demand their death. The bullies but it there by the way

*after doing all that*

Osana's mom: Osana, dinner's ready! Osana...? *gasp* OSANA!

Joey: NICE OSANA COMMITTED SUICIDE

Sammy: I KNOW RIGHT

Sammy: but there's still more to come

Sammy: Let's try the torture next

Joey: HELL YEAH-