Roblox chat is like:

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How to tell the driver to slow down like a real man

(They patched me up)

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Cristiano Ronaldo y Messi buscan el Titanic

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Day 11: Proving that people don't care what you do

More normal Roblox conversations after the update:

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Cristiano Ronaldo y Messi rescatan a maduro en la prisión

Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi rescue Maduro from prison