Working on my jet propelled car.

5 Year old: *Accepts friend req* *Realises 1 sec later that they didnt have 77mil followers*

They see me rollin'

Day 22: #madscientist

SU TART GOTTA POO

harke

making myself the new target. (breaking point)

Grandma after she hears someone doesn't eat all their food be like:

Sum recent regretevator stuff

New and improved spongebob