if SMB3 had act 2 variants of levels (inspired by Sonic Mania).

Sonic games portrayed by Looney Tunes.

D- DID 1 JUST HE4R A [Big Shot] JUST NOW?!?

Tale of the salesman in a nutshell.

The lost Mickey Mouse cartoon restored.

Step one: find Queen...

Step two: Return home...

Step three: Get out of my house!

(NOTE: not an actual ingame screenshot, sorry)

"Can you believe we're getting paid to do this?"

"HAPPI HALLOWEN!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT [That] IS BUT THERE'S ALWAYS TIME TO BUY [SPAMTON'S KRISTMAS BUNDLE FOR $4.99]!!"

(Do not invite him to your halloween party, he will play multiple christmas ads to the point where Noelle is annoyed.)

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"Now taking tours since 1997"

This has to be one of the most difficult backgrounds I have made so far.