Morning:

You can now use the "Renew" button in "JadeJohnson Super Sports" to install a much needed accessibility patch that makes the game much more useful to blind players!

There was also a patch released this morning that updates the victory screen for "Zombie Arena", so that selecting anywhere on your display will return you to the title screen instead of simply kicking you back to the Zombie Arena homepage.

Finally, we fixed the initial launch version's music cutoff glitch that occurred whenever you selected a menu item and launched a stream, so now, the title theme should keep playing once you return from a streaming based activity.

Please enjoy, and as always, "Happy Jading!™"

Afternoon:

Another accessibility patch has released for "JadeJohnson Super Sports™"!

Instead of helping to improve the lives of blind players, THIS update, which you'll find in "Bowling" and "Wrestling", makes the audio more bearable for folks with little to NO LOSS of eyesight. Here's a quick explanation:

The old versions of "Bowling" and "Wrestling", used very robotic text to speech to read the text under the mouse cursor. Blind folks are used to digital voices that sound choppy, but sighted users often have trouble understanding the incredibly fast paced descriptions.

The new patches for these sports fix this issue, with an all new, slower paced, smoother, clearer text to speech engine, that uses a mix of recorded speech, and artificial intelligence, which makes the voice engine sound much more realistic, much friendlier, and incredibly pleasing to almost anyone's ears!

Please enjoy, and as always, "Happy Jading!™"

Night:

We've updated the artificial intelligence infused text to speech on the title screen of the main game. Now the voices are reminiscent of "Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics" for Nintendo® Switch™. Although some may sound like they were ripped straight from the game, we promise we painstakingly dubbed every one of them! We're just that good!

You all were hoping for a patch that added new sports, but that's not a patch, it's an update! Nevertheless, we are proud to announce that we've fulfilled your requests for the day, tacking on: "Fishing", "Mud Diving", "Poker", and "Voice Acting"; as we prepare for the next big update, which'll take a bit more than one day to properly release, as it'll see four, far more complex titles enter the lineup! No, of course we're not telling you which ones!

We also added a NEXT" button to take you to the second page of sports, and a "BACK" one to return you to the first.

We take the quality of our users's lives incredibly seriously, so we'll keep releasing patches whenever anything needs a fix! We hope you don't mind!