Pilot script.

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Pilot script.

Episode 1: Pilot.

(*a flyer is seen flying through the winds and landing in front of the porch of our characters. The father takes it and goes inside.*)

(*The scene cuts two Lemmy and Iggy the Lemurs, (siblings) bickering over useless stuff.*)

Lemmy: "No! That one is yours! It has the sticker still on!"

Iggy: "It doesn't matter, dunderhead!"

Lemmy: "What if you break it?"

Iggy: "You get the other one!"

(*The scene pans over to the mother, having heavy trouble focusing while the two argue. The father walks in and shows the mother the flyer. She seems interested in taking them*)

Hector (Dad): "Linda! Guess what I found?"

Linda (Mom): "I swear, if it's another lifelike taxidermy of you, I will lose it."

Hector: "No! It's our chance of getting away from the kids! Look!"

(*The flyer reads: Safe, Fun, and Teamwork*)

Linda: "The boys could use some teamwork skills..."

(*She puts the flyer down to reveal a shot of them violently yelling at eachother.*)

Linda: "Oh, alright..."

(*It cuts to them telling the boys*)

[At the same time]

Iggy: (angry) What?!

Lemmy: (sadly) What...?

[At different times]

Hector: "That's right! So much fun in another city!"

Iggy: "This is bullcrap!"

Linda: "Language!"

Iggy: "It's not a swear. It's a sentence enhancer!"

Lemmy: "What about my friends...?"

Linda: "You'll make new friends!"

Lemmy: "But they all point at me Iggy and call us freaks..."

Iggy: "Piss off."

Linda: "You are going, and it is final!"

Iggy: "Fine!"

Lemmy: "Ok..."

(*They go to their rooms to pack.*)

Linda: "So hun, you ready to have fun?"

Hector: "Ooh! Like a board game?"

Linda: *Sigh* "Never mind..."

(*It cuts to the twins packing up.*)

Lemmy: "Man, I'm going to miss my friends..."

Iggy: "You have friends?"

Lemmy: "Avelino and Sasha?"

Iggy: "Sasha is our sister, and Avelino is a blind freak."

Lemmy: "Are not..."

(*They continue to pack in silence.*)

(*It cuts to them leaving in a bus. The parents wave their goodbyes. Lemmy seems sad, and Iggy seems annoyed. The bis has a lot of kids throwing stuff around and messing with stuff. One kid throws a burrito at the kids behind Iggy and Lemmy*)

(*When they get to the camp, they meet the counselor, who's treating them like toddlers rather than teens.*)

Counselor Schultz: "All right, kids! Who's up for a wonderful time!"

Iggy: "Not me."

Mr. Schultz: "Keep that attitude, and join the fishes at Lemon Lake!"

(*He moves to a giant lake that reflects yellow light at them hurting Iggy's eyes.*)

Mr. Schultz: "Here at this camp, we see who can earn the most badges! Our first badge is for showing up!"

(*He hands everyone sashes with a single badge. Iggy instantly throws bis behind him*)

Lemmy: "I can't wait!"

Mr Schultz: "I like your attitude! Here's a good mood badge!"

(*Suddenly, the sibling rivalry in iggy triggers, he picks up the sash with rage and looks at iggy*)

(*A montage starts of Lemmy and Iggy winning various badges. When it ends, Mr Schultz says that you need to find a partner for the next activity. The activity is an activity where they try building stuff out of scrap parts.*)

Iggy: "Ugh, I'm stuck with you... let's get this over with."

Lemmy: "I can't wait."

(*They keep getting parts, but every time they return, the parts are gone. One time, they return they see a hand stealing a metal part.*)

(*They instinctively chase the hand into the forest, leading them to a cabin.*)

Iggy: "Open up hag!"

(*He knocks violently*)

Lemmy: "May we please come in!"

(*Iggy breaks down the door in rage. They see a human girl working with electronics. This is the first human to appear in the show thus far.*)

Lemmy: "Woah! What are you doing here."

???: "Uhh... making parts?"

(*Iggy takes an odd backseat to the situation...*)

Lemmy: "Theese are our parts and wait! Is that a recreation of the Eggmech from Blue Blur 2???