I have been infected by Anime Eye Syndrome, or AES.

This can happen even if one is not particularly familiar with Anime, or even if one has never actually watched a single Anime in full.

AES can be acquired only through simple contact with Anime Style art, or through friends also infected by AES.

AES primarily plagues artists, and if you are not an artist, you are most like asymptomatic.

The most common symptom of AES is having Anime Styled eyes in your artwork, however, it can quickly spread to the hair highlights, as well as various hair colors which otherwise wouldn't exist in nature excluding hair dyes.

This syndrome is as of press time, incurable, however, the best solution is to just give in and make sudo-Anime art.

However, if you are wishing to be cured, please consult your local weeb so that they may convince you otherwise and then you can call them senpai.