wow i could have given one(1) birth since my last post here isnt that fascinating,,

I am stuck in the middle of the ocean there may be a lack of posts

oh god i wanna be a mom so bad..

Petition for literal gun. It does over 900 damage. The magazine size is low though.

leaving the courtroom with the judge up my ass

Cheese.

@santa you will pay for this

i would honestly start crying violently if this happened to me

This girl is a weapon.

Oh, and don't think "it's just a rat it can't scratch me"

This thing is a literal zombie, but it doesn't infect you, it KILLS YOU.

now your afraid Eh?

pope died today so i will NOT be celebrating my spawn day i am angry