2 months ago

Posting an actual copypasta, so I have to put it in an article. I made it from a transcript of a video by Canye Weast.


I better not catch you skipping the register again. You're completely undermining our onboarding and training process, just to show off. That's not how we roll, dude. We must have every transaction recorded for sales, inventory and tax purposes. The register is part of a bigger system we set in place. I'm not sure how many customers you've let bypass the register, but this ends now, dude. Do you really expect customers to trust your mental math, just because of your big brain? What if you screw up and short them on change? Or worse, they have an issue with the food and demand a refund? Without a receipt, there's no proof of purchase. And Mr boy Genius, did you ever consider how skipping the register affects our inventory tracking? We rely on that data to determine what to restock, and to analyze our sales trends for pricing and inventory adjustments. And let's not forget the huge problem this creates during tax season. Are we supposed to rely on what you've memorized for IRS reporting? Absolutely not. We need a documented record of everything on the books, and your actions are jeopardizing that. You know what? Hand over your uniform. You're finished here. You're no longer welcome at McSpanky's, neither as an employee, nor as a customer. Leave now, Jimbo, you moron.



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