What Mom swears will happen if I open the door to strangers:

Me at 8 years old talking to my mom so she would see me at the McDonald's games:

Police save me

.... ... .

When you watch the videos your little cousin watches

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Absolutely cinema ✋🗿🤚

Me at 3 in the morning looking for the blanket because I was cold:

banger

When my mom makes us clean the house and I see that the one who makes all the mess isn't doing anything: