5 years ago

Prisoner: ED2Q1-1998PORK

Object Class: Euclid

Born: 122 AD

Died: 12/3/1717

BBTL: 4/19/2009


Prisoner Name: Gween Hammie

Monster Name: Gleen Slime of Poisoness

Prisoner: ED2Q1-1998PORK is a huge green slime made out of course green slime but also made out of poison!!

This weird object weighs like 12.33-98.09 pounds when it grows in size!! This horrible creature can create some horrible mess if it can eat some slimy slime. But sadly, this green-like abomination was found in a Laboratory on-site ------------ when it was right next to a school in Florida named ----------

This creature was first created by the "Gods of Poisoness"!!! Which was one of Prisoner: ED2Q1-1998PORK's closest friends in this prison!!! Gween Hammie which was his name, can talk with some different kinds of languages!!

Like English of course, spanish, Hindi, Russian, Chinese, French, Turkish, Arabic, and many many more!!!

---Beginning of Interview--------------------------------------

Date: 12/20/2020

Gween Hammie: Then I said.......

Dr. Kattie Jaylley: Hello Mr. Gween!! I want to ask you a few questions for you.

Gween Hammie: Sure go ahead.

Dr. Kattie Jaylley: Are you even trying to say different kinds of languages?

Gween Hammie: Yes. Why is that?

Dr. Kattie Jaylley: Because you're just talking like your being a bit weird!! Which means also that you are NOT saying these kinds of languages correctly.

Gween Hammie: OOOH!! Yeah sorry!! I just trying my best to comunicate other people from other countries.

Gord Dapppsoon: REALLY!?!? I'm pretty sure you'r enot even using your time wisely or even trying mister.

Gween Hammie: Ooh GOD!!! Looks like I need to cut this interview short. I need to answer this.

Dr. Kattie Jaylley: Okay Mr. Gween. Let me know some updates on your languages ok? Thanks.

Gween Hammie: Welcome. C U then you slimely slut!!

Dr. Kattie Jaylley: U to you love ball!!

Kelly Heelliss: OOOOOOOOOOOH!!!

Gord Dapppsoon: UUuuhH!! GROSSSS!!!

---End of Interview--------------------------------------------



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