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Project NOR™
9 years ago

Project NOR moving to Pay To Win model and converting everything to paid DLC (April Fools)


Hey everyone! Today I came with a sudden realization. Project NOR has failed to think like a AAA development company throughout the past 7 months of development. I’ve decided to fix that.

Starting today, I’ll be working to make every map for Project NOR downloadable DLC, selling each map at $5 through the Game Jolt marketplace coming out. It’ll only cost $75 to be able to play every single one of the 15 maps (unless I add more maps).

As well, I’ll be adding in features that allow players who spend money to have no cooldowns on abilities, as well as increased running speed, and automatic aiming.

I realized that there might be some players who just wont be able to compete with other players in the game, and being able to pay instead of having actual skill is a profitable and mutally beneficial solution.

A ton of work and studying has taken place to ensure Project NOR can now be used as a money siphoning tool. Who knows, maybe Project NOR will also be locked to a new $500 game console dedicated to only playing Project NOR titles.

If you happen to work for EA, please leak some more money grabbing tactics to me via email. I’d love to know your secrets.

Also, that team work stuff I added to Project NOR? Screw team work. You can just blow eachother up , and win by getting the most kills in the next update.

Edit:
So, we got some great advice from an anonymous person, and they suggested we add season passes to Project NOR as well. So, I spent some time thinking about some great season pass teirs.

Bronze Season Pass: Gives you 1 DLC: $1000
Silver Season pass: Gives you 2 DLC: $999.99
Gold Season pass: Gives you 3 DLC: $59.99
Platinum Season Pass: Gives you 4 DLC: $9999,99

Thank you for reading!

Best regards to your money,
Sebastian Lawe



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