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I'ma make ts into forsaken humor

Me jumping into the plastic water bottles that make my legs spin in a 360° angle without breaking any of my bones

Next time eat a salad

I do not want to go to fucking high school (I'm going to 9th grade at 14)

Engineering

Imagine there's a dumbass blocking the screen in the movie theater and this is the bottle you have before you say "DOWN IN FRONT" and just hurl this bottle at a baby

OK GARMIN VEDIOSPIZEN

Medic TF

They only got these in the UK and the UK Royal navy also uses these