I just put my newborn son into a blender

Just cuz why not, I'm bored as fuck.

Just, nothing sexual.

1) nice bro

2) 😭💅

Awww thank you🥺

Why is my Roblox friend asking me if I remember Anna- who tf is Anna 👁️👄👁️

I'm good bestie 😌👍

Oh shi-

My karaoke machine said bye bye.

It stopped working for good fam

w h a t-👁️👄👁️

When my teddy bear child(Olivia) supports trans by sitting with a bottle with a trans flag on it-

I knew it was a good idea to title her as my child with my girlfriend👍