w h a t-👁️👄👁️

My karaoke machine said bye bye.

It stopped working for good fam

I'm good bestie 😌👍

Oh shi-

I just put my newborn son into a blender

1) nice bro

2) 😭💅

Just cuz why not, I'm bored as fuck.

Just, nothing sexual.

Awww thank you🥺

Raccoon:D

When my teddy bear child(Olivia) supports trans by sitting with a bottle with a trans flag on it-

I knew it was a good idea to title her as my child with my girlfriend👍