OBEY ME:

Dialuci 7/10 they're literally so gay and bad at hiding it

Solodeus 4/10 i mean i kinda get it? avatar of lust x his immortal human friend that summoned him? but i still lowkey dont see the appeal

solomon x simeon 8/10 solomon is simping and simeon is oblivious as fuck

diavolo x barbatos 3/10 i guess? i dont like those ships where there's a huge power dynamic tho, also wasnt barbatos an adult around the time diavolo was a child? idk

diavolo x mammon 5/10 i feel like mammon is just in it for the money while diavolo would be the one in love here, perfect for angst but it'll make me cry

anyone x luke 0/10 that's a child :/

any brother x brother 0/10 ew

idk about any ship involving the new dateables i havent reached that point

MYSTIC MESSENGER

Zumin 2/10 im typically shipping enemies to lovers alot but idk about this one-

JuV 7/10 havent done V's route but ayo childhood bestfriends?? yes 🙌

Zenhee 6/10 omg zen's too oblivious yikes

Yooran 1/10 do they ever interact?? i haven't done searan's route and kept getting bad endings in yoosung's route so idk, they dont seem like a good couple tho

Yooseven 10000/10 YES!! YESSS!! UNDERRATED!!! HACKER X GAMER!!! THEY WERE SO FRUITY DURING JUMIN'S ROUTE!!

jumin x jeahee 2/10 still not fan of the power dynamic here :/

GENSHIN IMPACT

oh god there's so many ships here it might as well be the sequel fandom to mha

Beiguang 10/10 no explanation needed

Kaebedo 2/10 honestly i dont see the appeal

xingyun 100/10 isn't it basically canon?

xiaoven 0/10 xiao: *listens to music that some random ass bard that doesn't know he exists is playing* genshin fandom: HOLY SHIT THEYRE GAY

chilumi 8.5/10 "hey girlie" said the ginger to the girl boss before getting beaten up- anyways they're dynamic is awesome-

ayaka x traveller 4/10 could be because i personally dont like ayaka but idk

ittosara 10000/10 HOLY SHITTT HOLY SHITT forget enemies TO lovers! these guys are enemies AND lovers! ILOVETHEMSOMUCH

Kaeluc 1/10 the english version is a no-no because they're brothers but i guess i'd let the chinese version pass because they're like childhood bestfriends or something, personally wont ship either versions

ChiLi 6/10 who named this ship?? i wanna talk

jeanlisa 7/10 kinda sus that lisa's good morning voiceline starts with "good morning jean-" until she realizes travellers there

Eulamber 9/10 y'all seen the new event? gay gay homosexual lesbians

razor x bennett/ fischl x bennett/ razor x fischl 100/10 THEYRE POLY YOU CANT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE! BENNY'S ADVENTURE TEAM? MORE LIKE BENNY'S HAREM OF ELECTRO-TEENS WHO ARE OUTCASTED AND HAPPENED TO BE FRIENDS WITH HIM

any variation of kayea, diluc, zhongli and childe that i hadn't already mentioned 2/10 what

noelle x barbra 6/10 barbra be like "welcome to the gang of not feeling good enough when comparing ourselves to jean!"

ok thats all because there are too many ships here

thats all for today folks lemme know if you want a part two with other fandoms or any ships i didn't mention about the fandoms i already talked about lol