Calley lets out a liter of piss.

El viajero del tiempo: *se tropieza y cae al piso*

La línea temporal:

this is where i keep my pc when i go outside the house btw

im alive bitches

Linux haters when they try it for the first time: OH THE WASTED YEARS!!!! *eats hamburger on sand*

When BBW near your area: (new menu)

13 days left for

drew the wash machine again.

Do you all fw this one million dollar idea

i love you, my lab rat.