Hey Jake, glad you took this job. You will only be here until our equipment ships. After that, you can either stay at the base or stay here with us. Also, you need to look for Henry. He vanished for some reason. Actually we do know but due to video game logic you have to figure that out. Anyway I think that's it- OH! Mechanics. If Photo-Negative-Mickey appears in your office shut off a camera by pressing space on your keyboard. AND DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO FUCK ANY OF THE CHARACTERS THERE. I ONLY SAY THIS BECAUSE ONE OF OUR EMPLYEES HAS A MONOCHROME FETISH AND I FORGOT WHO THAT IS. I think that's all- OH! I forgot to say DON'T MESS UP ANY OF OUR EQUIPMENT OR YOUR FIRED WITH NO SECOND CHANCES. Ok bye. I love you.