I like how some fanon depictions of post-scooped Michael depic him with a full set of hair as if canonically he isn't a bald fuck post-scooping

"Sir, Chris Chan is possibly going to have a child"

hi

Santa Claus found HIDING in GM_MALLPARKING?! (SHOCKING)

Nightmare blunt rotation

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, y'all!

How does Michael even die to this mf, he's a hand puppet just grab him and violently throw him to the ground

Twitter is a far-right shithole and Bluesky is boring and mostly a big progressive circlejerk so I'm going back to posting here

No matter what form Santa takes, he's still as real as ever! Ho ho ho!

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