Crappy Mario Fanfiction disguised as a Book that I found in my Room today.

Bro wth is this?

Victory Screech

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Almoo and his Souri Street Squad have escaped from Prison and ported Almoo's games to Gamerjolt in attempt to brainwash you and your associates with dank memes. Please barracade all doors to your home and discard all boxes that can be shipped to Alaska.

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best christmas present ever

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100 Marios vs 1 Donkey Kong,who would win