Who is this genius. I want to meet him

Don't get offended, this is a joke, if you come in my house too bad i have a gun

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Why is this so good

Marty the armadillow is watching you, at one point, he talks. He says:

ayo wtf

What am i doing with my life

Huh so, I am back, I think, I don't know? Anyways I am Xeno and... stuff? I am just an idiot on the internet so, yeah i'm back cya

smash or pass

This was really cool. Thanks @lorac for helping all of us, i appreciate It :)