Oh hey, today's my #spawnday. Would you look at that? Well you know what, fuck it. Here's something to celebrate: Ask Alex is FINALLY coming sometime next year! Special thanks to @ZapperGames for animating this silly little teaser :3

𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎! 𝙸'𝚖 𝚜𝚘 𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚠. 𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚑 𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞?

𝗧𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗮𝘂𝗹𝘁! This project was one heck of a wild ride, but it's finally over! I'm really proud with how this turned out, and despite it not being perfect, I'm glad I finished it! commissioned from LukasEqualsZero via Discord

It's finally happening. After almost two years of procrastinating, it's finally happening. Is it gonna be perfect? No. But it's still gonna happen anyways. Ask Alex - coming soon...

Roger Bellville Murders a Fucking Child with his Car (1994, colorized) (I did my part in the silly whiteboard event lol)

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If anyone has any information about this user, please contact me in my DMs. I don't want to alarm anyone, but apparently he's responsible for leaking screenshots for The Magic Hour. Yes, this is legit. Do not interact with him under any circumstances.

Attention all Wisconsonites! Sunshine's is now accepting job applications! For anyone interested in working night hours, we are in desperate need for a security guard to watch the facility during closing hours. Get your resumes handy and apply today!

Don't you just hate it when corporations try to make memes to appeal to their clientele?