If I post a screenshot of a google doc but only part of it that says "Credit roll" and "End video", that means One Night At Alex's is like 95% done with it's script.

Peacock users when their ads are suddenly interrupted by a movie:

Okay

HOW TF DID SCHOLASTIC FIND OUT HOW TO WHITEWASH CHARACTERS THAT ARE ALREADY WHITE!??!?!?!?

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

The servers Gamejolt really needs instead of the ones they have now:

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

If y'all wanna what happened to every "Alexfancypants.exe" or just any of my EXEs, they all died. I killed them yesterday because I no longer do "EXE" shit.

MF's when an animatronic is a girl in a FNAF game (There's LITERALLY better hear me outs out there):

I hope this works

I have the chance to do one of the funniest things ever