squidward finds a krabby patty.

He takes a bite, and immediately regrets it. His face scrunches up, and he squeals in pain. The room erupts in laughter. "He squeals like a pig!" Ike shouts.

squidward runs like hell.

He runs like hell, because that's the only way he's going to get away from those animals. The laughter intensifies, and he hears a bone crack. "Nooooo!"

squidward sees mr krabs coming with ketimine.

He turns around, and catches Mr Krabs in mid-stride. "Mr Krabs!" he says, mr krabs has a gun; he's going to use it! Mr Krabs slows down, and then stops. "No, you little shrimp," he says, then batman comes out of the shade wearing a speedo, with his eyes and mouth painted green. "Oh, what an ugly color choice," he laughs. "No," Mr Krabs says, "I don't think it's very funny." a sexy squid shows up, wearing nothing but a tiny speedo. "Oh, don't be such a prude," the squid says, and takes a bite out of Mr Krabs' stomach. squidward goes on his computer, and tries to access the ship's database. "What are you doing?" Mr Krabs scowls. "I'm trying to figure out how to get off this planet," squidward says. spongebob comes in with info for squidward. "You have to get off the planet? Really?" Mr Krabs says. "Yes," squidward says,

squidward says "i'm getting ready to eat my horse"

"Well, you should have said something sooner," Mr Krabs says. "I was waiting for the right time," squidward says. "I see," Mr Krabs says. the epic face comes to squidwards house for revenge and see's that he is the villian of this story. "Mr Krabs, it was me who brought you here, not the other way around," squidward says.