Kremling Kutters

Krashout

Name: Krashout

Gender: Male (Prefers NO ONE.)

Description:

He was the one who started it all I believe. This guy has such a short temper you'll be lucky if you survive him!

Mechanic:

As soon as he sees you, he charges towards you and if he touches you he resets your entire save data and destroys your console.

Different colors of krashouts have different abilities:

Grey Krashouts - Take at least 1 year off of your lifespan.

Purple Krashouts - Reskins your clickteam MFAs into bad games.

Yellow Krashouts - When you run into him, he will steal your bananas. however, he will steal your bananas in the game, BUT HE WILL ALSO BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND STEAL YOUR BANANAS IN REAL.

Red Krashouts - If you run into him, he burns your character alive, draining all your lives in the process. DO NOT CONFUSE HIM WITH THE RED KRUNCHA.

Krashouts in the Donkey Kong Country TV show cause an IMMEDIANT COMMERCIAL BREAK.

Kroctopus

Name: Kroctopus

Gender: Male (Prefers either.)

Description:

If Krashout wasn't the one who started the fanmade kremling kreation, it was most likely this guy. I was unimpressed by the lack of making "Kroctopus" into a crocodile, instead making them either octopi or a strange crab thing. So, I decided to go all out and make him a scary kremling with 8 tails and one eye. He stalks beneath the ocean, and any Kong not strong enough will meet their ends rather quickly.

Mechanic:

Would probably be a replacement of Kroctopus from DKC 3 GBA, but instead of blowing him up you need to penetrate his eye using squitter's web/squawk's eggs.

Fact:

Kroctopus can mimic the voices of the ones you love making it harder to escape him.

Krumble

Name: Krumble

Gender: STATUE.

Description:

Statues of the ancient kremlings in the temples, they possibly orchestrate the voices within the temples. The generations look back on the elder kremlings just as the kongs look back on the elder bananza kongs and whatever.

Mechanic:

Will start to fall apart when getting near, don't get krushed by the stone!

Fact:

This guy was inspired by the scrapped DKC 1 Kremling with the same name, but there is a kremling with the same name in a fanmade Donkey Kong Country 4 and I think he looks awesomer than this design.

BukketHead

Name: BukketHead

Gender: Male

Description:

Klomp got really bored so he put on a bukket head and military equipment (remember his name is basically klump's name but with o instead of u) and so thats what happened. I dunno I think he looks funny.

Mechanic:

Basically Klomp but immune to head jumps from diddy kong or dixie kong. Rolling is your friend in this scenario.

Fact:

I originally came up with his character by simply putting Koin's awesome bucket hat on klomp, which you can see the original image i made here.

Krocblock

Name: KrocBlock

Gender: Male

Description:

An artist kremling who hates seeing people making love and will actively try to murder them if he catches them in the act. He is the reason that Candy Kong never appears again after DKC 1.

Mechanic:

Specifically comes out when you visit Candy Kong while playing as Donkey Kong. You have to quickly save or else he will slowly kill them. However, then Diddy Kong will come out of nowhere and beat the shit out of him! This will activate Hero Mode (a mode where you can only play as Diddy Kong, it's in the GBA remake of DKC 1 if you're curious) for the rest of the run, even if you reset it.

Fact:

His name was inspired by a joke that Nostalgia Critic made while doing a review of Willy's Wonderland.

He takes all inspiration from Arty Alligator from Willy's Wonderland, even using the hat from a png of Arty. The coat is taken from an episode of Board James, and the pants are taken from a picture of Nostalgia Critic.

Here is an old picture before me and my friends agreed that Rock-Kroc should be the base of KrocBlock.

Skuba

Name: Skuba

Gender: Male

Description:

A brave kremling who resides in the coral reefs and deep seas, seeking any Kong so he can violently kill them. However he met an unfortunate end due to...THE KROCTOPUS!

Mechanic:

Swims towards Kongs at a fast pace kinda like DKC 1 Croctopus in the level Croctopus Chase, or perhaps Nemo/Nautilus from Donkey Kong Land's level Nautilus Chase. Enguarde is key to survival, otherwise one of your kongs will be dragged down to their death, and later on you will see one of their bodies lying there lifeless, at least until the level is over. Save barrels and life barrels cannot bring back your fallen ally.

Fact:

Going back to that fanmade DKC 4, I noticed it had a character named "Kersplash", and they had a diving helmet just like skuba. This is one krazy koincidence!

Glock-Kroc

Name: GlockKroc

Gender: Male

Description:

Spends time in the darkest alleys of the kremkroc factories. His group will make sure that DK's crew don't make it out alive.

Mechanic:

Kinda like Karbine from DKC 3, but his shots are much more faster and don't have a grace period, just keep running running running.

Katanas

Name: Katanas

Gender: Non-Binary

Description:

They are the master of wielding katanas, and they will slice and dice ANYONE who is on the slice and dice list.

Mechanic:

Kinda like Kutlass from DKC 2 but instead drops down on the kongs, with a little sign to alert you of their coming. Once they drop down and miss you, they will skid towards you ready to stab right through you.

Fact:

An old friend called them "male nightbird" who is from the "transformers" franchise.

Khalad

Name: Khalad

Gender: Male

Description:

The most annoying of all the kid kremlings. He will bother everyone who he comes across and will demand certain things that no one has. He also has an obsession with stalking DK because DK stopped appearing after DKC 1.

Mechanic:

Once you spot him, quickly run away or he will lock on to you. There is no stopping him once he locks on to you. It's like how Ellie keeps running from Sneeks in Stampede Sprint.

Fact:

His older names were "khild kriminal" and "krimd", but Khalad was the final name khosen.

Kox

Name: Kox

Gender: Male

Description:

A fine general. This guy is always coming up with the best plans to outsmart the kongs. He is even better at coming up with plans than K. Rool, but of course King K. Rool never used his plans because he is a stupid bitch.

Mechanic:

Basically Klump on steroids. That hat contains molten lava so jumping on him is not an option. Plus, if you roll into him then you'll start getting poisoned and eventually lose a kong from that. The only way to defeat him is if you use Kiddy's water skip ability. Perform the water skip and kick him right in the nards or face as soon as you land.

Fact:

Old lore for Kox is the following:

"Klump's grandpa. How he is still alive is unknown but he survived both world wars and the civil war. Legend has it he was on the same ship as Christopher Columbus."

Kracked

Name: Kracked

Gender: Male

Description:

What do you do with a gun that big?

Mechanic:

He'll shoot anything out of his massive gun. Catch the junk and throw it at him.

Kog

Name: Kog

Gender: Male

Description:

He is such a fan of machines, he thinks the gears will be a good enough defense!

Mechanic:

He will charge at you, and will mangle your body with the cogs once he pushes you towards a wall. However, if you toss a barrel at him, then he will be the one who gets mangled.

Fact:

Under his bucket hat is a bunch of cogs and stuff that keep his brain on thus keeping him alive.

Knives

Name: Knives

Gender: Non-Binary (likes being referred with feminime pronouns)

Description:

They are one unpleasent gal to be around. She's got a propeller backpack and two large (albeit dull) knives.

Mechanic:

She'll float at you extremely fast and if you don't get out of her way quick enough, then well I'm sure you can guess what happens. However their helment is so weak that a simple jump can knock her out for at least a while.

Slikk

Name: Slikk

Gender: Male

Description:

One of the last guys you want to come in contact with, as these guys will do anything to mess you up.

Mechanic:

Has the jump mechanic of Ka-Boing from DKC 2, while also having the flying mechanic of Kopter from DKC 3, the sword jump mechanic of Kutlass from DKC 2, and even Kaptain Skurvy/Kannon's...cannon from DKC 2, except firing up and the cannonballs actively following where your kong is located. These guys can show up at the worst times and will not go down without a fight...unless that fight is one with a steel keg or DK's attacks, then you'll be fine.

Krane

Name: Krane

Gender: Yes.

Description:

What happens when you combine Kopter, ReKoil, Skidda, and Koin? well you get the bird lover "Krane".

Mechanic:

He gives all logic the finger, the middle one. her propeller will actively blow wind at your face even though you are looking at his own face. He will slip and slide on a mild cruise, and be completely stationary during a windy storm. Don't let her chop up the kongs, and don't slip into him either, or else EVERYONE is going sky high.

Fact:

His name was chosen by @RowanKoly , and while I was gonna make her operate a crane vehicle, I thought I could make him like Kopter because of the crane bird species.

Kromber

Name: Kromber

Gender: Male (Prefers male)

Description:

Out of every kremling here, this guy is the most explosive. He loves blowing things up even more than Kaboom, Klasp, and Kuchuka. He's rebelling against the king, but he's no friend of the Kongs either.

Mechanic:

Either tossing bombs or shooting bombs via his canon, or literally tail throwing bombs when you're not in front of him, this guy is someone you want to avoid. The way to fight fire is with fire, so make sure you have some of the "TNT Knockas" (i can't say their real name it is THAT BAD.) on standby, or at least some Kabooms. Maybe even some fiery oil drums. Either way, don't let this rebel repel you to hell and back!

Fact:

His final name was suggested by @Peripherals and he had the most unused names out of all kremlings I think. I think some included "Chuck", "Pyromaniak", "Eksplosion".

Kremlingic

Name: Kremlingic

Gender: N/A

Description:

There is a secret that King K. Rool holds. He used to be friends with a kong named Edwin Kong, who made an animatronic named the "Kremlingic" to help him deal with the loss of his wife and also keep his son David Kong happy. However, something happened to David Kong, and this made Edwin Kong take all his angry out on the Kremlingic. This made the Kremlingic learn about violence, and would start arming themself with any weapons and means of keeping themself safe.

However, that David Kong didn't die...and he is actually...Donkey Kong.

Edwin Kong is dead BTW, maybe things would've been different if he was in Donkey Kong Land i dunno.

Mechanic:

He is always after you. Throw a barrel at him to stun him, but other than that you can't stop him. However, when he starts shooting with his hand cannon and it's NOT an exploding barrel, maybe then will he come in handy. After, he was a creation of the kongs, he won't be ENTIRELY evil...though he sure does act like it.

Fact:

His name was made up by an old friend because of a joke.

Originally he was just grey krusha with red eyes and you can see the design here it sucks.

Other Obscure Baddies

KhaosKoler77

Name: KhaosKoler77

Gender: N/A

Description:

One of Kox's less good plans was rebuild KAOS from DKC 3 and store him in the ice cavern where they keep all the dead bodies of the kremling krew.

Mechanic:

He is basically KAOS if he had a "rematch"/"new game plus" styled fight. He is very cold, so he requires more jumps on the head. Those boxing gloves can kill you also, and if you get caught in the fire, well its actually ice and you will instantly freeze and die cuz he will crack the ice.

Fact:

WE ALL KNOW WHAT HE'S BASED OFF OF.

Janky Kong

Name: Janky Kong

Gender: Male

Description:

There's the evil Manky Kong, the silly Lanky Kong, and then there's Janky Kong. He's a creepy guy, and he's incredibly janky as well.

Mechanic:

When you are in his sight, he will do a spin and start running at you to jump on you. Not only does he move really janky, but his hitbox is very janky. Do NOT come in contact with where his hitbox is. He can even kill you by breaking barrels.

Fact:

He is secretly inspired by a Dandy's World twisted.

uncomfortable but not really Gnawty

Name: uncomfortable but not really Gnawty

Gender: Male

Description:

A gnawty who is not really gnawty but more so is kinda uncomfortable.

Mechanic:

He doesn't hurt you. He will jump right in front of you and just stare at you. To beat the fight, stare at him for 5 minutes so he will eventually leave.

Fact:

He was created by @Peripherals .

THE END

Well, you've made it to the end of the post.

Thanks for kicking around for such a long time. I know there's no real milestone for me right now, but I'm just happy that you all have enjoy the content here. Thanks to everyone who follows me you all are awesome and could easily defeat all of these mean lean kremlings.