This feels like some goofy ahh shitpost, but it isn’t

Man’s 76 years old

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

Sorry ladies, the Elite Riot Gear stays on

Heyoooo, I may be as distant as possible from here, but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna forget the series that set me down a path of self-dsicovery to end up at some, in America right now, frightening conclusions. Happy 10th Anniversary FNAS.

Tell me they’re the same gun, I mean come on.

“I am all of me”

“I never asked for this

Breaking news, School bully bites ya brain.

I’m back, boys.

Do you agree with Mr. Onion?