Hello, allow me to introduce myself. my name is crystal [thats not my real name but lets just go with that] I am a HUGE Sonic the hedgehog Nerd, like, i love all of the games and know every bit of trivia. i even run a fanclub based around it.

so anyways, during one of our meetings.

one of the members, Tom specifically, mentioned a strange game he played that his friend kyle gave to him. He said it featured these two weird Sonic's that kept fighting over The littlest things.

No one believed Him but i genuinely thought he was being honest. i mean he sounded legit. So one day, i asked him if i could see this sonic game he talked about.

And he agreed to show me.

so i go to his house [which he needs to seriously clean no offense], and he showed me the disk.

he thought he had thrown it away, but he must've forgotten too, thank god though.

as i've got a wild tale to tell about what went on inside of this disk.

so anyways

i booted the game up, and to my surprise the opening title sequence of the very first Sonic the hedgehog title appeared, I was a little surprised about it. but tom assured me it was the least weirdest thing about this game.

so after i hit start, the screen flashed to what looked to be a possibly bloody version of green hill zone.

bloody lake and everything tom described,

however Sonic looked somewhat bruised and battered, having black eyes and beaten eye lids.

his face looked to be bleeding also.

kinda disturbed at the damage, but its just a game after all.

so anyways, a menu based on the one seen in Sonic the Hedgehog 3 appeared, just like tom had described.

but it was also somewhat different, Tom had told me it had a red cloud based background, but my screen showed a background of fire, kind of odd. maybe he got the details wrong?

but there was something else odd,

there were three playable characters. Silver, Blaze, and Sally.

yeah, No joke, they had characters from the modern era of sonic the hedgehog. really odd stuff.

but regardless, i decided to choose silver. since he's one of my personal favorites.

the screen went black, and a kefka like laughter occurred. which tom told me was one of the two laughs that occurred during his own play through.

anyways, the first level began, and was simply titled "Trapped" Which was odd, as once again, this was different to what Tom had told me happened to him.

Must be the game continuing where he left off? i think??

anyways

the graphics were that of Green hill zone, except darker and more dull, with the level layout being something straight out of a nightmare.

it was annoying as hell to traverse but i made it through, as i'm not one to let a challenge stop me.

so after making it through all of the hellish platforming, the screen began to flicker red static.

it kinda freaked me out, mostly because it was unexpected.

suddenly, the screen went black, and text appeared on screen

"HellO agAiN my DEAr FrIenD!"

odd? at first i thought it was to be expected, since Tom had already played the game before.

but than more text appeared out of nowhere.

"WaiT a SEcoNd, you'RE noT ThE ONe froM BEForEE"

No shit i thought to myself, but how on earth did this game know?

more text appeared again.

"No MATTer, ILL plaY WiTH YoU INSTEAD"
"As LOnG AS IT DOesn't ruin iT AgAIN"
"It" must be the other Sonic that Tom mentioned from before.

Suddenly, the game went back to normal, except one of the bloody hedgehogs Tom had mentioned before appeared.

He just stood there looking at Silver, And suddenly Silver began running on his own.

He began to run at extreme lengths, with the bloody Sonic from before chasing after him.

I was actually genuinely surprised by this, i've never seen anything like it before. it was like a creepypasta in real life.

and it got weirder.

as Sonic got closer to silver, suddenly, Silver got impaled by a SECOND Sonic, this Sonic wasn't like the two that tom had described to me. he was greener, taller, and had a red spiked-like arm, which is what he had used to impale silver. i was genuinely surprised and shocked by this. suddenly he threw silver behind him, and began speaking to the first sonic, who looked absolutely disturbed by this.

the green one spoke first.

"Hey there little Shit, been waiting for you"

"WhO ThE HELL is ThIS GuY" The first sonic said looking directly at me with his hands sticking out gesturing towards the green sonic.

"That is none of your concern"
The green one continued

"What is your concern, is what your next move will be!"

"Who DO YoU THInk you ARe!, THiS IS MY wORLD!, i AM GOD!"

"NO I AM GOD! YOU ARE JUST A STUPID FUCKING FILTHY RAT" the green one shouted back.

Suddenly, both of them ran at each other.

something similar to how Tom had described his playthrough.

both began attacking and trying to mutilate each other.

this lasted a good minute or so. before the screen went black again.

I Genuinely thought this was sort of hilarious and kind of stupid.

I was than taken back to the menu, and Silvers' slot was blocked off.

so i chose Blaze, since she was of course next.

the same thing happened from before, the screen went black and a laugh could be heard.

except this one was like a witches' laugh.

anyways, the level could only be described as an "Evil" Version of Casino night Zone.

It being more fiery and lava like, kind of like how hell is described.

So, after wandering around through elevators and platforms.

and than, the ground went flat, and blaze began running in silence. until suddenly she bumped into The first sonic from before and fell to the ground.

suddenly once again text appeared on screen.

"WhaT A FooL! WHAT A FoOL!!"

i thought that was kind of mean, but eh, not the worst thing to be said.

anyways, the screen then transitioned into the next level.

Blaze was in a dark room with mirrors scattered around them, with what appeared to be an 8-bit piano playing in the background.

Blaze was tasked with breaking the mirrors, which all had that first sonic reflecting out of them,

after hitting most of them, i had noticed something, one of them had a dark looking sonic standing inside of it.

not floating like the other ones.

i realized this was the one tom had mentioned from before, i tried breaking the mirror.

but when i did, the dark sonic jumped out, and grabbed blaze, and began speaking.

"HELLO FRIEND, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, DID YOU MISS- WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK"

i was confused by this.

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, WHERE'S THE OTHER GUY, WE HADN'T FINISHED OUR PLAYDATE"

he must've meant tom. big surprise.

"REGARDLESS, I HAVE UNFINISHED BUISNESS TO ATTEND TO"

and he began to lift up blaze, stretching his mouth into an ugly position, with a snake like tongue coming out of it, getting ready to impale blaze.

when suddenly, the first sonic from before jumped out of the only other unbroken mirror, grabbed the dark sonic, and chucked him into one of the broken mirrors.

"FuCK Off!!" the first sonic responded.

by now, i noticed just how much language this game featured. like wow thats a lot.

"ThIS OnE IS MINE"

right as the first sonic went to grab blaze, all of the mirrors began to wobble, and one of them fell and crushed blaze. with the first sonic starring in complete shock.

the dark one got up and began laughing at the first one.

"HA! WHAT A LOSER, "I aM gOD" WHAT A FOOL"

suddenly, the first one turned his head over in anger.

"I'Ll TURN YOU INTO A NECKFUCKSHITDAMNITGODFUCKINGWHATHTEFUCK"

he began speaking complete and total nonsense, probably out of anger and frustration

he than lunged over at the dark one and they began to fight. just like how tom described it again.

and i thought the screen would go black again, but suddenly, the green sonic from before appeared.

looking quite irritated, smacked his red arm into one of the broken mirrors, smashing it on top of the two fighting hedgehogs.

suddenly, the screen went black, and text appeared on screen.

it simply read:

"Idiots"

i'm not even joking when I say i died of laughter. this whole entire thing was more comedic than tom made it out to be.

so anyways

same as before, the menu appeared and I chose Sally.

the level, which reminds me of that one scrapped zone from Sonic the Hedgehog 2, was called "MADNESS"

it was basic, but genuinely weird. the level was annoying as hell to traverse, like something a toddler would design.

which based on how those sonic's act, makes sense.

so anyways, after like, i don't know, a few minutes i accidentally fell into the pit, and sally just kept falling for awhile.

i just sat back and waited. and suddenly the screen went black.

i tried pressing all of the buttons but nothing happened.

suddenly, the game loaded back up

the new level was called "OUT" and was like, a pitch black arena with glitched graphics

after a bit of trying to make it to the end, all three of the sonic's appeared in front of Sally. with sally falling to the ground in shock.

all of them towering over her.

they all began to give each other dirty looks, almost as if they were testing the others, seeing who could get her first.

suddenly the dark one grabbed the first sonic and lunged him into the sky.

"OOPS" the dark one said

with the green one looking in complete shock.

suddenly, out of nowhere, the dark one flipped the middle finger at the green one, causing him to become angered by this.

he lunged at the dark one and both of them began to fight.

with sally looking confused.

She got up, and began walking slowly away from them.

when suddenly, the first sonic fell from the sky and smash landed on top of sally, knocking her deep into the ground.

but he wasn't worried about that, he looked over at the other two in anger, and joined them in their fight.

again, all of them just fought with each other.

After about, a minute or so again, KNUCKLES appeared on screen. just wandering in.

i was a bit confused by this, but than i remembered tom tell me about how Knuckles survived in his playthrough.

Suddenly, All of the Sonic's stopped fighting, and Looked over at knuckles.

with the dark sonic and the first one pointing at him.

"YoU!!"

"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT"

they were blaming knuckles for their actions for some reason.

they both ran at him but the green one grabbed them both and they began fighting with each other again, with knuckles just watching in shock.

suddenly, the dark one knocked the green one into knuckles, which shoved him into a conveniently placed wall, which made the entire arena shake, causing the ceiling to, again, conveniently crush all three of the sonic's.

Knuckles looked over at me, and then just walked off in a hurry.

i'm not sure what else i can say.

nothing happened afterwards. the game just stayed on that specific screen. like a soft-lock.

regardless. this was the funniest thing i'd seen in awhile.

definitely something i WILL NOT Be forgetting anytime soon.

if anyone knows what this is about, please let me know