That thing looks like it's staring into my soul and is ready to stab me repeatedly

That was a lie

I hope I don't eat ass or im gonna crawl on all fours and chase people after a 9 to 5 job

On the second pull and I thought I had bad luck

Looks like she liked her repairment but it looks like she liked it a bit too much and I have to face her breast on- I m-mean head on!

My anger is like a ticking time bomb where if one inconvenience happens I will take it out on my future family

I was the one that licked the chocolate off your balls!!

I might as well become a dog because of how much my soul has left this plain of existence

She just got rid of his warriors Thanos style

Bro she needs help with that, that's a lot of cream on her face