Surge fun fact: wearing posture correction binders fuck up your back muscles, correct your posture by sitting like all the other humans instead of sitting on your chair like a shrimp

If all dogs go to heaven, and all cops go to hell, where's this mf going?

Imma change my pfp to this dude

Reason 2 why i don't deserve this man •////ω////•

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Context:we where talking about femboy milfs

Welcome to "surge the tenrec's little rude ted talk™"

(Trademark pending Johnathan Peterson Johnson 2026-????)

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Today we'll be talking about those freaky little adorable things that scratch the shit out of shaya's leg

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Yes, it's kitty time

Doesn't look like it, sweetie

These both should like old British

Unrealistic transition goals

This is the William afton I'm talking about,from the books(idk which one, must've been silver eyes)

Well,it depends :3