Movie/Series Protagonist: "He's never used a sword in his life*

The protagonist after two training episodes:

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Haciendo ritmo a las 11pm

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Se soltaron los caballos 🗣️🗣️🗣️

*El fin del mundo por fin comenzó*

El niño edgy:

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Me: *Trying to sleep at my grandma's house* These two sons of bitches at 3 AM: