(Ted Kaczynski rings the doorbell of a house, he is in a hoodie and aviator sunglasses as per his police sketch of him.)
(Yuna opens the door, both have yellow skin and large overbites as per the artstyle of Matt Greoning's "The Simpsons")

YUNA
"Ah, Ted Kacynski!"

TED K.
"I made it, despite your directions."

YUNA
"I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon."

(Ted grumbles as he places a wine bottle in a bucket of ice and Yuna enters the kitchen through a push door)
(Yuna gasps as she runs over to an oven bellowing smoke with a manifesto on fire within)

YUNA
"Oh egads! My Anchro-Primitivist ideology is ruined! But what if?"

(Yuna walks over to a window, through the window across the street is a bookstore that specializes in selling among other things, manifestos.)

YUNA
"I purchased Industrial Society and its Future and disguise it as my own ideology. Ho ho ho, delightfully devilish Yuna!"

(Yuna opens the window and puts her leg onto the window sill, Ted Kaczynski walks through the door and glares suspiciously. What follows is a musical montage)

"Yuna and her crazy explanations. Ted's gonna need his medications. When Yuna gives her lame exaggerations there will be trouble tonight!"
TED K.
"YUNA!"

(Yuna fakes a leg stretch whilst she looks at Ted.)
YUNA
"Oh Mr. Kaczynski I was just stretching my legs on the window sill, isometric excercise! Care to join me?"
TED K.
"Why is there smoke coming out or your oven?"

(Ted points to the smoking oven and Yuna walks over to it)

YUNA
"Oh this isn't smoke. Its steam! Steam for my Steamed Anarcho-Primitivism!"
(She rubs her stomach)
"Hmmmmm! Steamed Anarcho-Primitivism!)

(Ted walks out of the kitchen. Yuna sighs with relief as she climbs out the window to the bookstore)

(Yuna walks through the kitchen door holding a tray containing a book with words hastily written across it)

YUNA
"Mr. Kaczynski hope your ready for some mouthwatering Teachings of Yevon!"

TED K.
"I thought we're having Anarcho-Primitivism?"

YUNA
"Oh no, I said 'Teachings of Yevon', that's what I call Anarcho-Primitivism."

TED K.
"You call Anarcho-Primitivism 'Teachings of Yevon'?"

YUNA
"Yes. Its a regional dialect."

TED K.
"Uh-huh. What region?"

YUNA
"Besaid Island?"

TED K.
"I had family there and we don't call Anarcho-Primitivism 'Teachings of Yevon'?"

YUNA
"Oh no, not in Besaid its a Kilika expression."

TED K.
"I see."

(Ted Kaczynski picks up the manifesto and begins reading and Yuna sips from a cup.

TED K.
"You know, this manifesto is quite similar to the one I have."

YUNA
"Hohoho, no! Patented Yuna ideology. Old family political system!"

TED K.
"For Teachings of Yevon?"

YUNA
"Yes."

TED K.
"Yes, and you call this Anarcho-Primitivism despite the fact this revolves around a centralized government rooted in a theological belief system"

YUNA
"Y-, uh...You know, the...One thing I should...Excuse me for one second."

TED K.
"Of course."

(Yuna walks through the kitchen door and walks back through it, the door stops swinging at a point where it is ajar and a red glow is seen behind it. Yuna yawns and stretches out her arms.)

YUNA
"Well that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped!"

TED K.
"Yes I should be..."
(Ted sees the red glow behind the door.)
"GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!"

YUNA
"Aurora Borealis?"

TED K.
"AURORA BOREALIS!! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely in your kitchen!?"

YUNA
"Yes!"

TED K.
"May I see it."

YUNA
"No."

(The two exit the house, the rest of the house is starting to catch fire.)

WAKKA
"Lady Yuna! The house is on fire!"

YUNA
"No Wakka that's just the northern lights."

TED K.
"Well, Yuna you're an odd fellow but you steam a good manifesto."

(Ted Kacynski walks away, Wakka continues to scream for help. Ted looks back at Yuna whom fakes a smile and gives a thumbs up as if everything is fine. Ted then walks away to go send some pipe bombs through the mail as per his daily routine. Yuna then runs back into the burning house. The next scene is a split second shot of a firefighting truck.)