9 months ago

Stop saying Micheal is a saint


I hate it when people spit out shit like "Micheal is a saint!!! He did no wrong!!!" YES. HE. DID.

Before The Bite of '83, he tormented BV by jumpscaring him and locking him in rooms such as his bedroom or William's workroom.

"He locked you in your room again"

We can even hear him laughing in the ambience. Then we get to the actual bite where he and his friends shove BV into Fredbear's mouth, he dies, the end. A lot of people say that it was Micheal's friends' idea but where in the Faz Fuck does that say so? By going by the logic of the text color and the color of their t-shirt, it was all Micheal's idea.

"Why don't we give him a closer look? He will love it!"

"Come on guys, let's give this little man a lift. He wants to get up close and personal!"

"You heard the little man! He wants to get even closer! Ha ha ha!"

"Hey guys, I think the little man said he wants to give Fredbear a big kiss!"

And before you say "Mikey didn't know the dangers of it!!! He's young!!!" Micheal is a teenager during that time. During that age, you should know the dangers of many things, in this situation, shoving a kid into an animatronic's mouth.

Next, in Sister Location, good ol' Mikey is getting his very first job (outside of McDonalds (headcanon) where he got fired the day after the bite)! In the game, after beating Golden Freddy mode, he threatens William he's going to come find him.

"I'm going to come find you... I'm going to come find you..."

He also burned down William in FNaF 3. Yeah.



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