Adven. Me: *doing expert hacks like always*

Adven. Glitchy: *comes in*

Adven. Me: What do you want, glitchy?

Adven. Glitchy: *silence*

Adven. Me: ik that your a silent guy or something, but, seriously, respond dude -_-

Adven. Glitchy: Ugh, fine…

Adven. Me: so let me guess, you want me to help you with hacking into something?

Adven. Glitchy: Correct

Adven. Me: ok, but im on a break bro, soo yeah, im hacking and taking over a minecraft server as you can clearly tell

Adven. Glitchy: ok… *goes to hack the thing that he wants to*

Adven. Me: *gets banned from the minecraft server* eh, it kinda gets boring at some point while playing games. Maybe i should get new hacking books to learn new hacks… *disguises as a sherrif and goes to a libary*

Me: *finds a hacking book*

Me: *pays for it and goes back home and takes his sherrif costume off* welp, time to learn new hacks- wait a minute… its a book on how to hack IRL! What a waste of tim- *realization* wait… if i hack IRL, i will be unstoppable and could fly and stuff, wait… im on a break where i dont do crimes and stuff, f u c k. *after break*

Adven. Me: time to hack IRL *does what the book says and succesfuly hacks IRL* im flying! Ya- *crashes* i should probably learn how to fly first *after learn* welp time to hack more *goes into book and finds page where you can do an IRL hack that will give you the powers of a god and does the hack and succesfuly gets the powers of a god*

Adven. Me: time to start destroying worlds, *destroys the city*

Some random Adven. Hero: Hey! I will beat you!

Adven. Me: bro… i literally have the powers of a god

Some random Adven. Hero: oh right… but what if i beat you in a rap battle!

Adven. Me: bring it on! Egghead

Some random Adven. Hero: unfuni B|

Adven. Me: *plays fnf impostor final phase and that hero loses*

Adven. Me: welp, you lost, say goodbye *ends him*

To be continued

(Was too lazy to finish the story)