One day, I woke up, got up from the bed, stared at the wall, and realized fnas actually died and went back to being depressed. I went outside only to find some dude wearing a cloak selling garbage. I saw he had a snes cartridge and instantly bought it.

It didn't have a label, just text written with a marker saying SF. I put it on my snes and turned it on only to be jumpscared by a hyper realistic animatronic singing hyper realistic songs. It was so scary my legs broke, and I was stuck in the couch forced to talk about the game till it ends. Very scary indeed.

You already know how these work. Menu time!

Yeah, it uh, it's a menu, alright. You can select stuff from it.

The music playing in the background is a remix of the fnaf 1 living tombstone song, which is also fine.

Something really neat is that in the options, there’s a pc mode and a snes mode.

The pc mode is the intended way, and the snes one just makes everything shitty for the charm. Okay, game time.

When you first play the game, you get this kinda neat intro.

Also, something important to note, the ost is really, really good. It's excellent. It's objectively the best part of the game. Go listen to it on YouTube while reading Twitter posts, it'll make you feel retro.

Alright, now it’s time for the actual game.

The boys are on the stage, and they think a new night guard has arrived.

Bonnie asks if it's HIM and goes to check, whenever they mention HIM, they make a stupid ass face like this one.

ok so the gameplay. You walk with either left and right, A and D. You jump with shift, and run with ctrl.

You can go around basically anywhere and interact with some stuff.

When you’re in the left hall, if you decide to go to the supply closet, you’ll find Shadow Bonnie just chilling.

sb says something is tormenting him and asks Bonnie to find his death report, which he doesn’t if it was even made or not.

In the backroom, there are a bunch of letters, and one of them is poking out so you grab it and bring it back to sb.

Shadow Bonnie asks if they even filed anything about his accident, and turns out they did.

SB tells Bonnie he died from a spring lock failure back at the diner, his soul didn't pass on cause he knew this wasn't the end. He asks Bonnie if he can find someone else too so both can be free. As a reward, he gives him a key.

You can use it on the locked door in the back room to go to the basement.

t really isn’t anything special.

Ok, last thing before the night guard. Throughout the nights, you can collect coins and use them on an arcade machine to play this Foxy minigame.

You play as unwithered foxy and you gotta fucking run.

You gain speed extremely fast but you can slow yourself down by holding down left. The minigame is actually kinda addicting. It also sucks… ass. I only got to level 7, died, rage quitted and never touched it again.

ok, it's time for our actual task. Let's see who the night guard is.

Bonnie blacks out for some reason and has a flashback.

It’s the day of the incident. It's the golden freddy kid's birthday, and everyone's here.

Richie reaches the stage and says hi to Fredbear.

After that, “Bonnie” starts doing his thing.

But OH NO, he becomes the scary.

Turns out it is HIM. So, then, Richie tells the others in the group chat the deep lore he just found and then he goes to tell foxy.

Foxy is convinced, and the night ends. Cool.

Yeah, that was night 1. Uhhh, not a particularly strong start. It could’ve been waaaaay longer and more interesting, than "ape noises" go to there or "more ape noises" go to there.

But this is just the first night, or level. Things should get more interesting. I hope.

On night 2, Freddy gives Richie the key to the kitchen, so that he can get more help.

This is the part of the game where you can change your character, and they all have little changes.

Bonnie jumps high cause duh, Chicas jumps are short but floaty, and Foxy runs really fast. No freddy for now.

Bonnie goes to the kitchen and sees the puppet.

Chica and foxy come in too and ask the puppet about the sweet lore they tell him HE'S back, but he doesn't buy it. So, chica goes to get proof.

In the dining area, there's a camera. ALSO, sometimes when in a room, you see the ghosts of the toy animatronics just wandering for no reason. I got toy chica one.

Chica goes and takes the picture, and boom another flashback.

Chica is all sad, and HE'S being a dick.

For some braindead reason, William shows his face. There's literally so many things that could go wrong, but he still kills her, so problem solved.

and then a stock scream plays that was really funny actually

Chica gets the picture, and everyone comes to the kitchen to listen to the puppet's story.

Fun fact, the song that plays in this part is a remix of Break My Mind.

The puppet says he didn't have an invitation so he couldn't get in, so he just cried. William comes,stabs him in the chest, fucking drives on him like an absolute Chad.

And then blah blah can't find peace must get revenge.

For whatever reason, will came back each time a new Freddy's opened.

The story ends, and everyone leaves.

Next night freddy decides to take matters into his own hands, or paws.

He tries to kill William, gets to the door, instead of going in instantly. He decides to stare at the camera, and the door closes. Truly the brain of all time.

He gets sad and realizes the bois need to reunite.

So, he try's to talk with goldie.

Goldy tells him to fuck off. Freddy try's again, but he gets fucked off again, so he decides to talk to the puppet.

Freddy tells the puppet about Golden/Mike (Yo silver eyes reference, so cool, bro). The puppet just blames freddy and all the others for making Mike the way he is.

The puppet tells him to get him the birthday he never got to have. Freddy leaves, and the soul of the toys come to do all the slave labor.

You gotta play through four minigames. The first one is a Roblox obstacle course where you play as toy freddy.when ever he jumps, it's like an invisible arm pulls him to hell.

The second ones a rhythm game with toy Bonnie.

And, you wanna know what the song is? Go on, take a guess..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................It's Survive the Night...by mandopony, yep. Guys, toy Bonnie is a groomer It's over Bros cooked.

The next one is toy Chica, and you gotta put cake on the table. that's fucking it.

The next ones with mangle And uh.

You fall from a door go through hell and dodge purple guy heads.

Who ever makes this a quote, I'll pin your comment.

There's this other part with the crying bb's and the tree, that's cool i think.

The slaves get the cake and the presents, and the party starts.

They all say sorry, and ask if they can be friends again, and Mike forgives them.

This scene's actually really heart warming for 2016 fnaf fan-game standards at least, It hits 6 am, and they get back to the stage.

Night 4 time

Everyone is ready to kill William. Because of that, everything becomes red, twisted, and fnaf1 hallucinations and Easter eggs are everywhere.

When you go to another room, you get one of the greatest cutscenes of all time.

William's killed everyone else, but mike is still there just sitting on the counter, God damn.

William also gets on the counter to kill him, Goddamn, what are these made of. Mike reaches the edge loses balance falls head first into fredbear, and fucking dies.

Truly, one of the greatest ways to go out.

Anyway, if you decide to go to the bathroom you'll find the shadow Freddy.

Shadow freddy wants to play hide and seek, and you gotta find him 3 times.

When you do find him 3 times as a thanks, he tells you a code for a secret room the code is random for everyone, as far as I know. The hint to the room is to look for suspicious pizzas.

Said, suspicious pizza is right next to Bonnie and Fox's hallway. Enter the code to find the truth.

It's implied that the corpse stuffed into Freddy is phone guy, and the papers are just the people at freddy's talking about the murders that's it.

Alright, time to end this you get another fucking flashback with one of the moms and the cutscene has this cool water effect yeah that's all I got.

You get ANOTHER flashback with the same mom again. A police calls her about them sucking ass and not finding the case, though.

They do find William, and take him for questions. Though, because they got nothing, they let him leave. The mom's reaction to this is to shoot her self in the head.

OH

Hey uh, that's one way to end the pain.

Ok, that's the final flashback I promise no more

The power gets cut, and Freddy goes in the office, does the song, then, BAM jumpscare except William ain't there. They all realize they got trolled.

They find a newspaper and read it.

Bonnie gets really mad and makes this stupid, fucking face

It was so stupid I made it my discord pfp

Ok so, IF you didn't do the shadow quests, the game would just end, but if you do have them, you get to play as shadow Bonnie and gotta go through glitch hell.

After a lot of annoying wall clipping, you go to the crying child, and turns out, shadow bonnie was his dad, Oh.

Before they go to the after life, they gotta set everyone else free or smth. Please, end this; I actually beg you, PLEASE.

Ok, so in my playthrough, a cutscene was supposed to play where Freddy and the others would sing the "I'll be your friend, right to the end song." but for some reason, it completely skipped it. Look even the game wants to finish itself.

Anyway, shadow freddy is back, and you gotta do fnaf 3's post night minigames wow.

There are these kinda neat images when you get ripped to shreds.

Anyway, now only Mike is left. The puppet tells him he isn't an animatronic and then he just turns into a ghost.

He goes to the saferoom to kill William.

You already know what happens next.

Everyone else goes to heaven, except the puppet cause reasons.

There’s this actually really nice scene where Mike and the suicidal mom see each other again, that was the best part of night 5.

Ok, so is it over? NO. F\*ck you for even thinking that! Epiloge time.

Two guys get springtrap and take him into Fazbear's fright.

He looks at a bunch of kids drawings, gets sad, and asks if this was all even worth it in the end. Then the puppet comes.

William asks how he's even still alive. The puppet says, he gave him life, so he could suffer, like they all did.

You explore a bit more, and talk with the puppet again.

Will talks about how while he was stuck in the safe room, he was forced to hear their voices, so he just decided to tell the puppet everything.

William owned, Fredbear’s with a partner; when designing the funtimes, a company paid him a lot of money to add child abduction features so they could experiment on them. He did it, cause he couldn't feel any sadness about someone he didn't know. William talks about the incident with Baby, which the crying child saw and it scared him shitless. Later that month, cc dies too.

So, William comes up with the high iq plan of, "if I loose my kids then others should too."

He then asks the puppet if he will forgive him for the stuff he did.

Depending on what you choose, you get a different ending. I'm at least 90% sure "do not forgive" is the canon one, but fuck it let's just forgive. The puppet forgives and goes to the after life, and we get to easily the worst part of the game.

You gotta go everywhere, stop, and just cover the entire room with gasoline. Every single one, just doing the exact, same,shit over and over and over and over, and over.

Eventually after all that, the place is on fire.He fucking dies and it ENDS IT ACTUALLY ENDS.

That was uh.......Yeah.

Let's get the positives out of the way.

The ost was really good,The story was Decent i guess? The part where the toy bonnie plays the pedophile song was really funny. The mom killing her self came out of nowhere and Williams back story was kinda dumb.

And uh, yeah those were the positives, now for the bad.

The main issue, the gameplay sucks asssssssssssssssssssss. It's literally a bunch of fetch quests.

You listen to some guy tell you something. You go to the place and do the thing, you go to another place to do another thing, and it just repeats, again and again.

Night 3's attempt at spicing things up was kinda cool? though it sucked ass.

Night 5 and 6 are the worst in terms of gameplay (I still can't believe the cutscene didn't play).

I could go on and on, but you get the idea.

I should mention, that there is a super fnaf 2,which looks really good and has ACTUAL gameplay. Though, it's been in development for an extremely long time.

By the time IF it comes out, I'm probably dead. Yeah that's it.

I'll review actual good games now, I promise yeah, by-.......Oh yeah.............

"when i finished the game i turned my head around and a fredyd plushie with a knife stabbed me and i died" 10/10 has something for everyone