(actual warning: this is a crappypasta, with crude humor, if you don't like that kinda stuff, then don't read this, you have been warned!!!!!!)

the spooky

one dark and stormy night, i was jerking off to gay furry porn, when i had the great idea of playing some tf2, so i immediately stopped what i was doing and booted up tf2.

almost immediately, i noticed that the title was off, being "team fartress 2" instead of the usual "team fortress 2," but i completely ignored this because i was a big dumb fat stinky idiot loser who didn't shower and ignored obvious warnings, and so i booted up a game of 2fort.

immediately i noticed that no one else was on the server, so i felt lonely as shit, and decided to try to get the round over with as quickly as possible, but when i made it to the red intel room, i was shocked to find THE MUSICAL ARTIST JOJI WHO STARTED SINGING: "tick tock heavy like i'm brink's truck" and then i started seeing big buff oily mercs in the game, and got really horrified and horny at the exact same time, so i blew up my pc with a rocket launcher i had in my closet for some reason.

i thought everything was normal now, until i heard from the corner of my room, a voice saying: "erecting a dispenser here." i was horrified, as i turned around to see a big buff engineer, who then noticed me as his big buff oily man-titties jiggled. immediately, i started uncontrollably cumming all over my room, until the entire room was white and sticky, and i STARTED DROWNING IN MY OWN SEMEN! I THOUGHT TO MYSELF THAT THIS WAS THE END FOR ME...

until i woke up in my bed, and realised the whole thing was a dream.

until i realised it wasn't a dream because i turned around to see DEMOMAN TF2 IN BED WITH ME!!!

the end