Nate: [sitting on a chair with a notepad] You stay positive. You always believe that everything is gonna work out. How do you do it?

Joey: Well, I'll tell you my secret, sir! [leans closely] [whispers] I lie to myself. Every morning when I wake up I say "Everything is gonna be okay" [in dark tone] but I'm lying.

Nate: [nods, tries to stand up but Joey holds him back onto his chair]

Joey: [in darker tone] And I don't know how much longer I can do it [smiles creepily]

Nate: [insert unsettled Tom face]

Inky Abyss AU (ye, title change AGAIN) skits
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